Why did the letter arrive wet?
Because it had postage dew.
Why did the letter arrive wet?
Because it had postage dew.
Why is the circus always wet?
The man on the flying trapeze!
Did you hear the circus was coming to town?
It’s going to be in tents!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef!