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What sets anal sex apart from regular sex?

Question: What sets anal sex apart from regular sex?

Answer: Regular sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak.

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Steven Seagal’s movies are allegedly…

Steven Seagal’s movies are allegedly all about his real life experience…according to Steven Seagal.

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Steven Seagal paid the Gambino’s rival mob…

Steven Seagal paid the Gambino’s rival mob family, the Genoveses, to protect him from the Gambinos.

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Steven Seagal was granted legal immunity…

Steven Seagal was granted legal immunity in order for his testimony about his ties to the Gambino family.

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Steven Seagal put out a $50,000 hit…

Steven Seagal put out a $50,000 hit on a former colleague because “he was out to get me.”

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Steven Seagal has a custom tux tailored to conceal two handguns.

Steven Seagal has a custom tux tailored to conceal two handguns.

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Steven Seagal once challenged a stuntman to a judo match…

Steven Seagal once challenged a stuntman to a judo match during a break in filming. Seagal was left lying unconcious on the ground.

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Steven Seagal refers to himself on set as a “deadly marksman.”

Steven Seagal refers to himself on set as a “deadly marksman.”

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Steven Seagal routinely embellishes stories about himself…

Steven Seagal routinely embellishes stories about himself and has been called a “pathological liar.”

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Steven Seagal claims to have fought off Japanese Mafia…

Steven Seagal claims to have fought off several members of the Japanese Mafia…all at the same time.

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