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Steven Seagal’s movies are allegedly all about his real life experience…according to Steven Seagal.

Steven Seagal paid the Gambino’s rival mob family, the Genoveses, to protect him from the Gambinos.

Steven Seagal was granted legal immunity in order for his testimony about his ties to the Gambino family.

Steven Seagal put out a $50,000 hit on a former colleague because “he was out to get me.”

Steven Seagal has a custom tux tailored to conceal two handguns.

Steven Seagal once challenged a stuntman to a judo match during a break in filming. Seagal was left lying unconcious on the ground.

Steven Seagal refers to himself on set as a “deadly marksman.”

Steven Seagal routinely embellishes stories about himself and has been called a “pathological liar.”

Steven Seagal claims to have fought off several members of the Japanese Mafia…all at the same time.