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In high school, Jack Bauer got a job working as a department store Santa. He was fired after he tortured a child to tell him her Christmas list.

Jack Bauer types in ALL CAPS just so you know he’s yelling.

Jack Bauer’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

Jack Bauer once killed a coworker who had skin cancer. Jack Bauer hates moles.

As a child, Jack Bauer’s first words were “There’s no time!”