Jack Bauer does not care for names. Every entry in his address book is simply labeled “Son of a Bitch.”
Jack Bauer has never taken a dump that has lasted more than 4 minutes and 37 seconds. Due to the graphic nature of these dumps, however, they are taken during commercial breaks.
Jack Bauer’s cell phone ring is not set to ‘vibrate’ on purpose. Letting the terrorists know where he is hiding is all part of his bigger plan.
Osama bin Laden’s recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.