Author: admin

If Jack Bauer asks for your car, give it to him. And your wife.

If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don’t want to get 7 stars.

When a Jedi senses a great disturbance in the Force, it is Jack Bauer.

If Jack says “I just want to talk to him/her” and that him/her is you… well amigo, you’re screwed.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.