If Chuck Norris is late. Time better slow the fuck down.
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Chuck Norris does not go hunting because…
Chuck Norris does not go hunting because “hunting” implies a chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Superman owns a pair of…
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood…
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
God wanted 10 days to create the world…
God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.