Chuck Norris’ Forecast: Cloudy with a 90% chance of Pain.
Chuck Norris doesn’t take showers. He takes blood baths.
Shares of Chuck Norris (KICK) have risen dramatically in recent weeks, and closed yesterday at it’s 5-year high of 50 roundhouse kicks to the face.
Steven Hawkings was the only man to outsmart Chuck Norris, he got what he deserved.