Chuck Norris

30 Facts about the man Chuck Norris.

I am CHUCK NORRIS’ Number One Fan. Go Walker!

Chuck Norris’ Forecast: Cloudy with a 90% chance of Pain.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t take showers. He takes blood baths.

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Shares of Chuck Norris (KICK) have risen dramatically in recent weeks, and closed yesterday at it’s 5-year high of 50 roundhouse kicks to the face.

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Steven Hawkings was the only man to outsmart Chuck Norris, he got what he deserved.

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The only child ever to survive a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris was Gary Coleman. He has not grown since.

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Chuck Norris knows the secret to world peace, He just thinks its more fun to kill people

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When someone sneezes, God says Chuck Bless you.

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150,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris related accidents every year.

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Chuck Norris kills 14 white people at the end of every week just to prove he isn’t racist.

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Chuck Norris invented airplanes because he was tired of being the only person that could fly.

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