Why was the little strawberry crying?
Because his parents were in a jam
Why was the little strawberry crying?
Because his parents were in a jam
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But the lightbulb has to want to change.
What do you call six ducks in a box?
A box of quackers!
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, he just waved.
You can always tell a Texan when you see one.
You just can’t tell them very much!