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Mr. T cannot be killed by conventional means. The only known method to destroy him is prolonged exposure to jibba-jabba.

Mr. T pities the fools who don’t eat his cereal, as it is the only known source of Vitamin T.

Mr. T is on the Dow Jones stock index. Better known as “Gold”. Today he was up 3 points.

There was a time when Mr. T didn’t pity fools. That time was called never.

The wrath of God is outmatched only by the pity of Mr. T.