Mr. T once won the Olympics. All of them.
Mr. T cannot be killed by conventional means. The only known method to destroy him is prolonged exposure to jibba-jabba.
Mr. T pities the fools who don’t eat his cereal, as it is the only known source of Vitamin T.
Mr. T is on the Dow Jones stock index. Better known as “Gold”. Today he was up 3 points.
There was a time when Mr. T didn’t pity fools. That time was called never.