Author: admin

If you climb in the window of a hospital into the room that Bill Murray is staying in and the nurse freaks out and thinks your a bat, he will come with you when asked bringing his wild turkey drip iv with him…. because Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you are an 8,000 pound pachyderm and you need someone to take care of you, Bill Murray will travel across the country with you, no matter what sort of obstacles get in the way. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you come up with a plan that there is definitely a very slim chance of surviving, Bill Murray will love the plan and be excited to be part of it. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you are living in an underground city that is quickly running out of power and supplies, Bill Murry will just sit around and eat a secret stash of food while the city starves. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you find yourself too drunk to take your final exams Bill Murray will call in a bomb threat and get your finals postponed. Then he will steal the exam key, alter it and sell the botched version to the other students while giving you a copy of the original. You’ll think you’re going to ace the exam but then later you find out there was no bomb threat, you flunked, and you have to take organic chemistry a second time. Meanwhile, budget deficits caused the university to raise tuition, so no summer in Europe for you. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.