Author: admin

If you’re an alien trying to conquer the earth through a game of basketball, Bill Murray will show up last minute to stop you and then walk away. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you’re a fox looking to buy a home in the most dangerous tree in town, badger Bill Murray will feign caution, then let you buy the tree anyway and get your tail shot off. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If your mom dies of cancer and you need someone to be there for you, Bill Murray will give you a glock and some short shorts, teach you to scuba dive, then take you on a mission to kill a sea monster. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you’re a TV producer sent on a piddly assignment only to get stuck by a blizzard, Bill Murray will spend eternity learning every fucking thing about you…and you will fall in love with him. Bill Murry doesn’t give a fuck.

If you are playing a round of golf and your ball keeps falling in a gopher hole, Bill Murray will just blow the whole damn course to smithereens. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.