Homer Simpson toast: To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life’s problems
Category: Beer Toasts
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman’s heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.
May the roof above us never fall in…
May the roof above us never fall in, and may the friends gathered below never fall out.
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer-and another one!