Homer Simpson toast: To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life’s problems
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman’s heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.
May the roof above us never fall in, and may the friends gathered below never fall out.
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer-and another one!