Beer Toasts

To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life’s problems

Homer Simpson toast: To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life’s problems

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

Homer Simpson toast: To alcohol! The cause of… and solution to… all of life’s problems

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If you cheat, may you cheat death.

If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman’s heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.

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May the roof above us never fall in…

May the roof above us never fall in, and may the friends gathered below never fall out.

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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.

Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer-and another one!

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