If you cheat, may you cheat death. If you cheat, may you cheat death. If you steal, may you steal a woman’s heart. If you fight, may you fight for a brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me. Related posts: In order to speed up the wait time for death row inmates… To sleep, Jack tortures himself to death… Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men. Here’s to a long life and a merry one.