If you are an 8,000 pound pachyderm… If you are an 8,000 pound pachyderm and you need someone to take care of you, Bill Murray will travel across the country with you, no matter what sort of obstacles get in the way. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck. Related posts: If you are a lonely kid sent to summer camp… Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck… If you’re the hottest nineteen year old in acting, Bill Murray will… If your mom dies of cancer and you need someone…