If you find yourself too drunk to take your final exams Bill Murray will call in a bomb threat and get your finals postponed. Then he will steal the exam key, alter it and sell the botched version to the other students while giving you a copy of the original. You’ll think you’re going to ace the exam but then later you find out there was no bomb threat, you flunked, and you have to take organic chemistry a second time. Meanwhile, budget deficits caused the university to raise tuition, so no summer in Europe for you. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.
