If your mom dies of cancer and you need someone… If your mom dies of cancer and you need someone to be there for you, Bill Murray will give you a glock and some short shorts, teach you to scuba dive, then take you on a mission to kill a sea monster. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck. Related posts: If you’re a white blood cell living in Bill Murray… If you’re the hottest nineteen year old in acting, Bill Murray will… And he’ll wear tight, tight dive wear, and gyrate… If you are a high school gym teacher…