Category: Bill Murray

If you are attending a prep school and fall in love with one of your teachers, Bill Murray will be your friend and mentor while also boffing the object of your obsession. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you are an awkward teen with a rare disease combining symptoms of amnesia, dyslexia and color blindness, Bill Murray will study you for years and publish a book on your syndrome. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you’re some dumbass teenager, fighting the zombie apocalypse and you accidentally but fatally shoot Bill Murray, he will make a joke. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you’re the hottest nineteen year old in acting, Bill Murray will just kiss you, whisper some Bill Murray voodoo shit in your ear and walk the fuck away, leaving you crying on the sidewalk. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.

If you order tequila from a bar when Bill Murray’s serving, you get tequila. If you order a beer from a bar when Bill Murray’s serving, you get tequila. Bill Murray doesn’t give a fuck.