A midget, a rabbi, and a horse all walk into a bar… A midget, a rabbi, and a horse all walk into a bar. Ah, fuck it. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked all their asses. Related posts: Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walked into a bar… You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.