Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but… Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him. Related posts: Chuck Norris’s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck Jack Bauer literally died for his country… Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer… Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman