Chuck Norris has a pet chipmunk named Boris Norris…

Chuck Norris has a pet chipmunk named Boris Norris. If you tell Chuck that it’s cute that Boris rhymes with Norris, he rhymes “your head” with “roundhouse kick.” He then gives Boris a cookie for his troubles.

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