God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Category: Chuck Norris
30 Facts about the man Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris runs with scissors…
When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water…
When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn.t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
Chuck Norris has two speeds…
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects…
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.