Category: Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.