Category: Chuck Norris

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris doesn’t ask permission, he grants it.

Chuck Norris still owns slaves. Mankind is his slave.

Humans are probed by aliens. Aliens are probed by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris would shave his beard, but there is no metal on earth strong enough to cut through it.