Category: Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris does his laundry, he prefers the gentle cycle. He can’t feel a difference, but he thinks softer clothes helps him blend in with mortals.

Fearing Chuck Norris to the point to shaking is an actual disease. Michael J. Fox is a sufferer. It is called Parkinson’s Disease because calling it Norris’ Disease would cause a worldwide pandemic.

Fire does not burn Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris burns fire.

The famous Dr. Marten Steel-Toed Boot was a vain effort to duplicate Chuck Norris’ foot.

In order to speed up the wait time for death row inmates, Texas added death by roundhouse kicks to the list of acceptable methods of execution. The wait has gone down from 7 years to before you step out of the courthouse.