In high school, Jack Bauer got a job… In high school, Jack Bauer got a job working as a department store Santa. He was fired after he tortured a child to tell him her Christmas list. Related posts: If you are a high school gym teacher… In grade school, a little boy punched Jack Bauer’s daughter Kim… Every time the cops get an APB to arrest Jack Bauer… God rested on the 7th day. Jack Bauer will be spending…