Category: Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer can watch all 4 seasons of 24 in 24 hours.

Jack Bauer once mistook a box of bullets for Cheerios in his cereal. He didn’t even notice.

When the doctor who delivered Jack Bauer saw that baby Jack wasn’t crying, he spanked him. Baby Jack then turned around and broke the doctor’s neck. Jack Bauer does not enjoy being spanked.

Fox executives once tried to cancel 24…. but Kiefer Sutherland asked ” Are you a mole?” and it was never tried again.

Jack Bauer knows what you did last summer.