Category: Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer is never caught in traffic. That is because other vehicles fear Jack Bauer and stay out of his way.

Jack Bauer yells at his cell phone to recharge it.

Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you’d better do it.

A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walked into a bar. The minister was a terrorist and was immediately shot by Jack Bauer.

Losing a colleague or loved one for Jack Bauer is comparable to the feeling of missing the elevator for most people.