Category: Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer is sorry for your loss, but he needs you to focus on the primary objective right now.

Jack Bauer flosses with barb wire.

In high school, Jack Bauer got a job working as a department store Santa. He was fired after he tortured a child to tell him her Christmas list.

Jack Bauer types in ALL CAPS just so you know he’s yelling.

Jack Bauer’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.