Category: Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer once killed a coworker who had skin cancer. Jack Bauer hates moles.

As a child, Jack Bauer’s first words were “There’s no time!”

Let’s get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

One of the best kept secrets of 24 is that every season of 24 happens on the summer solstice. That is why Jack always says, “Today is the longest day of my life.”

If Jack Bauer were to be elected President of the United States, Iraq would be a democratic nation.