Jack Bauer’s gun is actually a water pistol, but the water shoots out in the form of bullets. Why? Because the gun is being held by Jack motherfucking Bauer.
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Jack Bauer Facts, Jokes and Pictures
When asked at a restaurant how he likes his steak, Jack Bauer…
When asked at a restaurant how he likes his steak, Jack Bauer replies, “Just knock off the horns and wipe its ass.”
If Jack Bauer asks for your car, give it to him…
If Jack Bauer asks for your car, give it to him. And your wife.
If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto…
If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don’t want to get 7 stars.
When a Jedi senses a great disturbance in the Force, it is Jack Bauer.
When a Jedi senses a great disturbance in the Force, it is Jack Bauer.