Jack Bauer

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Franklin D. Roosevelt once said, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” Little did he know fear itself fears Jack Bauer.

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When Jack Bauer takes a dump he doesn’t have to flush because his crap is so scared of him it goes straight to the drain by itself.

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Oil and water don’t mix, unless Jack Bauer tells them to.

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Those guys on Prison Break should give up, Jack Bauer will only hunt them down next season.

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Jack Bauer can get McDonald’s breakfast after 10:30.

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If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

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If Jack Bauer was on Oceanic Flight 815, he’d have been off the Island with 23 hours & 59 minutes to spare.

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Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

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To sleep, Jack tortures himself to death, then wakes up fifteen minutes later.

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When Jack Bauer goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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