Category: Jack Bauer

If Jack says “I just want to talk to him/her” and that him/her is you… well amigo, you’re screwed.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What have you done with your life?

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he’s knocked out or temporarily killed.