Category: Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer does not need eyes, he can smell a terrorist 15 miles away, and can hear the fear in their heads from 2 miles away.

Jack Bauer does not miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

Jack Bauer knows where Carmen San Diego is.

Jack found Waldo in one hour. The only reason he didn’t find him sooner was because of daylight savings time.

Jack Bauer would have gotten the ring to Mordor in 24 hours.