Category: Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer hates casual conversation. He prefers bullets.

Jack Bauer taught Jesus how to die and then come back to life.

Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer then killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

Jack Bauer once shot a terrorist plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”