Category: Jack Bauer

God created the universe in 6 days. That’s 5 days 23 hours and 59 minutes longer than it took Jack Bauer to create God.

Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

If Jack was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Myers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice, then kill both dictators with his bare hands.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.