Category: Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer would laugh in the face of danger, but Jack Bauer doesn’t laugh.

Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Seriously.

If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.

A Zen student once asked his master: “Does Jack Bauer seek enlightenment?” To which the Zen master replied “No, enlightenment seeks Jack Bauer.” At that moment, the student became enlightened.