Category: Jack Bauer

Reading facts about Jack Bauer is more additive than heroin.

In God we trust, but God trusts Jack Bauer.

Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he’s done it twice.

When terrorists go to hell, if they say Jack Bauer sent them, they’ll get a group discount.

If Jack Bauer asks you to trust him you are compelled by your DNA to do what he says.