Before heroin, Jack Bauer tried becoming addicted to speed… but it only slowed him down.
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Jack Bauer Facts, Jokes and Pictures
When Jack Bauer watches a pot, it boils immediately.
When Jack Bauer watches a pot, it boils immediately.
The ancient Chinese built the Great Wall of China not to repel the Mongols…
The ancient Chinese built the Great Wall of China not to repel the Mongols, but rather to repel Jack Bauer. It failed when he attacked over the Himalayas.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
God rested on the 7th day. Jack Bauer will be spending…
God rested on the 7th day. Jack Bauer will be spending his 7th day working his usual triple shift without sleep. Lazy God.