How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it!
Category: Funny Jokes
Funny Jokes for Dumb Dumbs
What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?
What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?
REALITY.
Why did the scarecrow get a raise?
Why did the scarecrow get a raise?
He was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!
Why do milking stools only have three legs?
Why do milking stools only have three legs?
‘Cause the cow’s got the udder!