What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look, I’m changing!
Corny jokes for awesome people with a cheesy sense of humor.
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look, I’m changing!
What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?
It won’t be long now
Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
What did the one continental plate say to the other after the earthquake?
Not my fault!
Why did the letter arrive wet?
Because it had postage dew.