What do calendars eat?
DATES!
Category: Funny Jokes
Funny Jokes for Dumb Dumbs
Where does George Washington keep his armies?
Where does George Washington keep his armies?
In his sleevies
Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow?
Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow?
It’s making HEADLINES!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
Both crews were marooned.
What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
BYE-SON!