Category: Mr. T

Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.

Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.

On the A-team, Face, Hannibal, and Murdock were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn’t have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn’t recognize him out of fear.

23. That’s the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

Mr. T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. The result was the 80’s.