Why do milking stools only have three legs?
‘Cause the cow’s got the udder!
What do calendars eat?
What do calendars eat?
DATES!
Where does George Washington keep his armies?
Where does George Washington keep his armies?
In his sleevies
Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow?
Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow?
It’s making HEADLINES!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
Both crews were marooned.