What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
BYE-SON!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look, I’m changing!
What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?
What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?
It won’t be long now
Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
What did the one continental plate say to the other after the earthquake?
What did the one continental plate say to the other after the earthquake?
Not my fault!