Jack Bauer named his cat Chuck Norris. Why? Because he’s a pussy.
Jack Bauer has never taken a dump that has lasted more than…
Jack Bauer has never taken a dump that has lasted more than 4 minutes and 37 seconds. Due to the graphic nature of these dumps, however, they are taken during commercial breaks.
You will tell Jack Bauer what he wants to know…
You will tell Jack Bauer what he wants to know. It’s just a matter of how much you want it to hurt.
Jack Bauer was going to cut Chase’s hand off anyway…
Jack Bauer was going to cut Chase’s hand off anyway. The bomb just gave him an excuse.
Instead of buzzing, Jack Bauer’s alarm clock screams out “THERE’S NO MORE TIME!”
Instead of buzzing, Jack Bauer’s alarm clock screams out “THERE’S NO MORE TIME!”