Jack Bauer’s cell phone ring is not set to ‘vibrate’ on purpose. Letting the terrorists know where he is hiding is all part of his bigger plan.
Osama bin Laden’s recent proposal for truce…
Osama bin Laden’s recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Jack Bauer…
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Jack Bauer has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Franklin D. Roosevelt once said, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”
Franklin D. Roosevelt once said, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” Little did he know fear itself fears Jack Bauer.
When Jack Bauer takes a dump he doesn’t have to flush…
When Jack Bauer takes a dump he doesn’t have to flush because his crap is so scared of him it goes straight to the drain by itself.