When God said, “Let there be light,” it was so Jack Bauer could see who he was going to shoot.
Everytime Jack Bauer yells “NOW!”…
Everytime Jack Bauer yells “NOW!” at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
Jack Bauer was once allergic to the animal known as the Dodo Bird…
Jack Bauer was once allergic to the animal known as the Dodo Bird. Long story short, the Dodo bird is now extinct.
Jack Bauer ordered Batman to name his sidekick Robin as a joke.
Jack Bauer ordered Batman to name his sidekick Robin as a joke.