Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he’s done it twice.
When terrorists go to hell, if they say Jack Bauer sent them…
When terrorists go to hell, if they say Jack Bauer sent them, they’ll get a group discount.
If Jack Bauer asks you to trust him…
If Jack Bauer asks you to trust him you are compelled by your DNA to do what he says.
When Jack Bauer gets within ten miles of you…
When Jack Bauer gets within ten miles of you, you automatically start sweating.
You’re either with Jack Bauer or against him…
You’re either with Jack Bauer or against him. If you’re against Jack Bauer, you’re either dead or will be soon.